rose petals and toilets.

Candles are marvelous things. They have the power to transform any room into a comforting oasis. The convenient and transportable spin on candles is air fresheners. You know, those loud, foaming aerosol cans that are supposed to make your bathroom smell nice after you weren't so nice to it? Well, I have news for the air freshener companies and you users of such products....NOTHING NEUTRALIZES THE SMELL OF POOP. No matter what you use, the smell of your number two will remain until new air is brought in. What do you get when you do use those fountains of cursed Island Tropical sprays? Coconuts and crap. That's it. You don't magically get transported to the Caribbean where no one goes to the bathroom and everything smells fruity fresh. No. You get your tootsie rolls covered by the aroma of some combination of florals and fruit. So for the love of all the people who use the bathroom after you, just turn on the fan.